THROWBACK: One Day, when the Fine Art World Pulls Its Head from Its Ass...

Even taking modesty into account, our new "Midwesterners be like: 'They Ran Out of Ranch'" poster is a goddamm work for fine art. An instant pillar of Western (nee, WORLD) Civilization. Though with the art world's head so far up its ass, this masterpiece may never hang among its true peers. But that's why god invented Photoshop.