CHICAGO (May 12) - Talk about embracing what's truly distinctive about your city and state! While the fate of the Star Wars Museum is still up in the air, the Chicago Tribune has pitched an even better idea: a museum dedicated to corruption in Chicago and Illinois. After all, few states (even New Jersey!) do it better. At one time a few years ago, members from all 3 branches of Illinois government were serving time in federal prison. Wowzers! Illinois could have parallel state government in jail.