Coasters

Cork coaster featuring a humorously mislabeled Midwest map with incorrect state names, cities, and cultural references.

Midwest Map Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster printed with IOWA 75% VOWELS 100% AWESOME.

Iowa Vowels Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square, high-density cork coaster with the text USE ME OR ELSE THAT CRAZY LADY WILL YELL AT YOU printed in black.

Crazy Lady Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster printed with text that reads: I DONT ALWAYS DRINK LIQUIDS, BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO PUT SOMETHING UNDERNEATH THE CAN OR GLASS TO PREVENT IT FROM STAINING MY TABLE.

Dos RAYGUN Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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A square cork coaster that reads TOTALLY UNHINGED LIBERAL in large, bold letters, with text below promoting accountability and equal, fair protections for all people.

Totally Unhinged Liberal Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square high density cork coaster with a black speech bubble outline containing the RAYGUN text: OPE, HOW BOUT YOU JUST SLIDE ME UNDER THAT GLASS THERE?.

Slide Me Under That Glass Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster featuring the black text FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS LEAVE WATER RINGS.

Water Rings Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster made in the USA, featuring a black outline map of the United States with a red dotted heart shape over the Midwest.

Heartland Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster made in the USA, featuring the text NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED. printed in black.

Nevertheless, She Persisted Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster showing a map of the United States with Iowa highlighted. The text reads IOWA: WAVE THE NEXT TIME YOU FLY OVER! with an arrow pointing to the state labeled WE ARE HERE.

Iowa Flyover Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square natural cork coaster featuring a black and yellow illustration of a honey bee with the words HONEY BEE printed at the bottom.

Honey Bee Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster, made in the USA, featuring the screen-printed text SAVE A TABLE RIDE A COASTER. in black.

Save A Table Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster with green text that reads, SOMEONE IN IOWA LOVES ME, making it a perfect Iowa gift.

Someone Loves Me IA Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Monarch Butterfly Midwestern Pollinators Pollinator Midwest Nature Environment Insects Butterflies Cork Coaster Raygun

Monarch Butterfly Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square RAYGUN cork coaster printed with the text: IOWANS: THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE.

Extremely Attractive Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Redwinged Blackbird Red-Winged Red Winged Black Bird Midwestern Birds Midwest Nature Environment Animals Animal Birding Cork Coaster Raygun

Redwing Blackbird Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square natural cork coaster with the text I PUT RANCH ON MY RANCH printed in bold black letters.

Ranch On My Ranch Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster featuring a Pale Purple Coneflower illustration and the corresponding text.

Pale Purple Coneflower Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster featuring a blue mountain design and the text: IOWA! THE ANSWER TO LIFE’S ETERNAL QUESTION: WHO’S DRINKING SO MUCH BUSCH LIGHT?!?.

Iowa: Light Beer Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square high-density cork coaster featuring a navy blue line drawing of a man in a top hat riding a T-Rex that is carrying an airplane, with the word FREEDOM. printed below.

Freedom Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster featuring crossed metal tongs and the text GRILLING MEAT SOFTLY (WITH HIS TONGS).

Grilling Meat Softly Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster made in the USA with the text THIS IS PRETTY GAY printed in red ink.

This Is Pretty Gay Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square high density cork coaster featuring an outline of the United States with the words NO above the map and COAST below, with the central states filled in with a navy screen print dotted pattern.

No Coast Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
A square Iowa cork coaster featuring a grid of twelve state-shaped icons, each with a punny name like French Fryowa, Spyowa, Wi-Fiowa, and Do or Do Not There Is No Tryowa.

Faces of Iowa Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square, American-made cork coaster printed with the text WORDS ON A COASTER.

Words On A Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster with a blue border and a blue Iowa state outline map in the center.

Iowa Outline Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster featuring a black silhouette of a wind farm.

Wind Turbine Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster with blue text that reads DES MOINES: FRENCH FOR THE MOINES, a classic RAYGUN design.

French Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square cork coaster printed with the red text AMERICA NEEDS PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

America Needs Public Schools Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
I'd Rather Be Drinking Ranch Coaster

Drinking Ranch Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square high-density cork coaster with the red text SHIT JUST GOT REAL screen-printed on the front.

Shit Just Got Real Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
Square high density cork coaster with a black screen print speech bubble containing the text: BOY, THIS IS A REALLY NICE TABLE!.

Really Nice Table Cork Coaster

$ 2.50