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A Union Labor kitchen towel printed with a satirical Midwest map featuring humorous, geographically incorrect place names labeled as being made by people who aren’t from the region.

Midwest Map Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Cork coaster featuring a humorously mislabeled Midwest map with incorrect state names, cities, and cultural references.

Midwest Map Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster printed with IOWA 75% VOWELS 100% AWESOME.

Iowa Vowels Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square, high-density cork coaster with the text USE ME OR ELSE THAT CRAZY LADY WILL YELL AT YOU printed in black.

Crazy Lady Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster printed with text that reads: I DONT ALWAYS DRINK LIQUIDS, BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO PUT SOMETHING UNDERNEATH THE CAN OR GLASS TO PREVENT IT FROM STAINING MY TABLE.

Dos RAYGUN Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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A pastel blue mug with royal blue text that says, "AMERICA NEEDS NASTY WOMEN"

America Needs Nasty Women Mug

$ 14.50
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A square cork coaster that reads TOTALLY UNHINGED LIBERAL in large, bold letters, with text below promoting accountability and equal, fair protections for all people.

Totally Unhinged Liberal Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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A white kitchen towel featuring a green illustration titled Rayguns Guide to Midwestern Prairie Flowers, with labeled drawings of various native wildflowers.

Midwestern Prairie Flowers Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Square high density cork coaster with a black speech bubble outline containing the RAYGUN text: OPE, HOW BOUT YOU JUST SLIDE ME UNDER THAT GLASS THERE?.

Slide Me Under That Glass Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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White kitchen towel printed with purple line drawings of nine Midwestern pollinators, including various bees and butterflies, each labeled with its name.

Midwestern Pollinators Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Square cork coaster featuring the black text FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS LEAVE WATER RINGS.

Water Rings Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster made in the USA, featuring a black outline map of the United States with a red dotted heart shape over the Midwest.

Heartland Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster made in the USA, featuring the text NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED. printed in black.

Nevertheless, She Persisted Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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White Union Labor flour sack towel with a repeating green checkerboard pattern featuring hearts containing an outline of the state of Iowa and the text, Someone in Iowa loves me.

Someone Loves Me IA Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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White flour sack kitchen towel featuring a purple line drawing of a cat hanging by one paw.

Hanging Cat Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Dark blue RAYGUN ceramic mug featuring the text TOTALLY UNHINGED LIBERAL in large letters, followed by COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL! PROMOTING ACCOUNTABILITY, A CLEANER ENVIRONMENT, EQUAL & FAIR PROTECTIONS FOR ALL PEOPLE.

Totally Unhinged Liberal Mug

$ 14.50
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Square cork coaster showing a map of the United States with Iowa highlighted. The text reads IOWA: WAVE THE NEXT TIME YOU FLY OVER! with an arrow pointing to the state labeled WE ARE HERE.

Iowa Flyover Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square natural cork coaster featuring a black and yellow illustration of a honey bee with the words HONEY BEE printed at the bottom.

Honey Bee Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster, made in the USA, featuring the screen-printed text SAVE A TABLE RIDE A COASTER. in black.

Save A Table Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Midwest 7 Day Forecast Kitchen Towel

Midwest Forecast Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Square cork coaster with green text that reads, SOMEONE IN IOWA LOVES ME, making it a perfect Iowa gift.

Someone Loves Me IA Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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White flour sack kitchen towel featuring a black outline map of the United States with a large red heart made of dots centered over the Midwest.

Heartland Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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A dishwasher-safe pint glass printed with a humorous, inaccurate map of the Midwest featuring mislabeled cities and states.

Midwest Map Pint Glass

$ 15.00
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Monarch Butterfly Midwestern Pollinators Pollinator Midwest Nature Environment Insects Butterflies Cork Coaster Raygun

Monarch Butterfly Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Midwest Map Graphic Mug

Midwest Map Mug

$ 14.50
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Square RAYGUN cork coaster printed with the text: IOWANS: THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE.

Extremely Attractive Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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A white flour sack towel printed with a grid of Iowa-themed puns and illustrations, including Bow Tieowa, Cryowa, and a Yoda-themed Do or do not, there is no Tryowa.

Faces of Iowa Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Redwinged Blackbird Red-Winged Red Winged Black Bird Midwestern Birds Midwest Nature Environment Animals Animal Birding Cork Coaster Raygun

Redwing Blackbird Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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White flour sack kitchen towel featuring the text Remember to wash your hands repeated in scarlet red, with one line in bold, and ending with And have a nice day.

Wash Your Hands Repeating Pattern Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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White flour sack kitchen towel with the green screen printed text, It’s dinnertime, bitch.

Dinner Time Bitch Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Square natural cork coaster with the text I PUT RANCH ON MY RANCH printed in bold black letters.

Ranch On My Ranch Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square cork coaster featuring a Pale Purple Coneflower illustration and the corresponding text.

Pale Purple Coneflower Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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White RAYGUN flour sack kitchen towel with the blue text, If mama aint happy, aint nobody happy.

If Mama Ain't Happy Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Square cork coaster featuring a blue mountain design and the text: IOWA! THE ANSWER TO LIFE’S ETERNAL QUESTION: WHO’S DRINKING SO MUCH BUSCH LIGHT?!?.

Iowa: Light Beer Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square high-density cork coaster featuring a navy blue line drawing of a man in a top hat riding a T-Rex that is carrying an airplane, with the word FREEDOM. printed below.

Freedom Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Grilling Meat Softly Kitchen Towel

Grilling Meat Softly Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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A white flour sack kitchen towel printed with a satirical, rivalry edition map of the Midwest featuring humorous labels for different states.

Midwest Rivalry Map Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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White 15 oz mug featuring the word Iowa in yellow cursive script across a green stripe, with the text Are Going to Die printed below, referencing Medicaid cuts.

Iowa: We All Are Going to Die Mug

$ 14.50
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ANJ Text Mug

America Needs Journalists Mug

$ 14.50
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White flour sack tea towel printed with the text WOW, 75% VOWEL, and 100% AWESOME in blue.

Iowa Vowels Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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Square cork coaster featuring crossed metal tongs and the text GRILLING MEAT SOFTLY (WITH HIS TONGS).

Grilling Meat Softly Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Don't Tread On Me Mug

Don't Tread On Me Uterus Mug

$ 14.50
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Iowa There It Is Mug

Iowa, Oh There It Is! Mug

$ 14.50
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Get Your Own Uterus Mug

Get Your Own Mug

$ 14.50
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Square cork coaster made in the USA with the text THIS IS PRETTY GAY printed in red ink.

This Is Pretty Gay Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square high density cork coaster featuring an outline of the United States with the words NO above the map and COAST below, with the central states filled in with a navy screen print dotted pattern.

No Coast Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Square, American-made cork coaster printed with the text WORDS ON A COASTER.

Words On A Cork Coaster

$ 2.50
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Black dishwasher safe mug featuring a white illustration of a cat holding a toy ray gun with the text PEW PEW PEW below it.

Pew Pew Pew Mug

$ 14.50
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