Nitro and Gary: Award Announcement Flub

As far as award flubs, Nitro knows that things can get waaaayyyy worse.  Read on...

Thin Mints: The Sadness Antidote

Feb 20 - Sometimes you gotta get out and enjoy the sunshine ... then pound those Thin Mints like they're the antidote to sadness. Read on...

Nitro and Gary On Taxes...

Feb 17 - You lose, Kansas, BIG TIME. Gary's company would have solved all you financial problems. Now he's got his sights set on Mississippi.  Read on...

We Support Immigrants and Refugees, Because Their Offspring are Helping to Run this Place!

I know that supporting refugees and immigrants makes me sound a cry-baby, liberal snowflake to some people. But they're wrong: I was born without feelings. I haven't cried since 1986. I support immigration because over 20% of the staff at RAYGUN are the children of immigrants. Laos, Belgium, Mexico, Japan, Honduras, India, China, etc are represented here. So without immigration, we'd be... Read on...

Thanks, Laos!

When people hear "Syrian war refugees," they may think of a generous America providing for them. They'll move to the US and it's happily-ever-after, end-of-story. While America is, for the most part, a welcoming and open meritocracy, refugees and immigrants often end up providing for America, rather than the other way around.  2 RAYGUN managers, Mikey and Thomas, and 2 other RAYGUN... Read on...

The Good Old Days...

Earlier today -- like just a few minutes ago -- my young son asked me about the old days: "Dad, was there ever a time in American history when our president didn't Tweet at 4:30AM for everyone to '(check out sex tape and past)' of a former Miss Universe contestant he harassed? If I want to be president, should I get a Twitter... Read on...