Exclusive: RAYGUN Tours 'The Conservative's School of Women's Health!'

Our crack investigative team was given a tour of the most influential "medical" school in the country -- CSWH. Armed with only our note-pad, camera, and 3 handguns, we made our way into an old Hobby Lobby to discover the inner-workings of this place.  We'd long suspected CSWH existed, because elected officials, on the one hand, fell all over themselves to... Read on...

Presenting the Inaugural Flat Earth Day...

So you just accept that the Earth is ROUND?! Ha! That's a good one. What else do you believe? That humans are carbon-based life-forms that need oxygen to survive? Read on...

Science Ideas We Didn't Use!

When we were thinking of science designs, a lot got left at the bottom of the beaker. For fun, we've taken some out, warmed them up over the bunsen burner and posted them here for you to enjoy! The most offensive ones we thought of are going in the hazardous materials bin and will never see the light of day (unless... Read on...

Nitro & Gary Know There Is Still A Ways to Go on Legal Cannabis...

This is America! A successful company isn't truly successful until the government is giving it money. Read on...

From Van Meter in 2000 to the East Village in 2017.

One of our newest employees, Kalli, mentioned to Mike that they'd both gone to Van Meter. They didn't hang out, primarily because Kallie was in Kindergarten in 2000 when Mike was graduating. But since Van Meter is the greatest K-12 school in the universe, they were were in the same yearbook (thanks to Mike's mom)! Also in that yearbook: Ben... Read on...

We Support Immigrants and Refugees, Because Their Offspring are Helping to Run this Place!

I know that supporting refugees and immigrants makes me sound a cry-baby, liberal snowflake to some people. But they're wrong: I was born without feelings. I haven't cried since 1986. I support immigration because over 20% of the staff at RAYGUN are the children of immigrants. Laos, Belgium, Mexico, Japan, Honduras, India, China, etc are represented here. So without immigration, we'd be... Read on...

Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' What?

Think the whole world has forgotten about Jacksonville's main contribution to modern music? Gary remembers. Read on...