F*ck Yeah! Grey Poupon Production Moving to Michigan!

HOLLAND, MI (May 19) - File this one under "Hell F*cking Yes!": Kraft Heinz will be making Grey Poupon in Holland, Michigan! The Mitten is back, baby! Is the recession is officially over? But of course. Now, with these 50 jobs in the bank, the state's school system (currently 41st in 4th Grade Reading Level) will be kicking ass and taking names in no time. And that whole water thing will be cleared up.