How to get a full 20 seconds of hand-washing while maintaining school spirit? Fight songs are about 20 seconds.
And they also make you feel like you're really taking action. You can add some words like "Fight Fight Fight GERMS" etc.
We've mocked up a few to show you. U-of-M-indoctrinated Mike has had 'Hail to the Victors' memorized since age 4, which is why we started with that.