Who says the wheels of justice aren't turning?! One of the greatest threats to public safety in Eastern Wisconsin, Dustin "Screech" Diamond, is on trial for a felony charge of second-degree recklessly endangering.
Unfortunately, Wisconsin has a long history of offensive behavior. This otherwise great state has produced the notorious cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer, the Silence of the Lambs-inspiration Ed Gein, and Bon Iver.
When it comes to the Cheesehead State's latest brush with notoriety, the Miwaukee Journal-Sentinal reports:
"Prosecutors say the 38-year-old Diamond stabbed a man with a pocket knife during an argument at The Grand Avenue Saloon in Port Washington on Christmas Day.
Diamond's defense attorney told a judge earlier that of the half-dozen people at the bar who were interviewed by police, no one saw Diamond stab the man, who was not seriously hurt."
Surprisingly, not a single Yelp review for The Grand Avenue Saloon mentions it as the place where Screech stabbed a guy.
... and we actually have a Saved By The Bell themed shirt! What a day.