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IDEAS WE DIDN'T USE: WEST DES MOINES

We recently designed and printed a shirt for our friends in West Des Moines. It was a limited edition, but you know what wasn't limited? West Des Moines ideas. We mean, shit, where do you stop? Here are some ideas that didn't make the cut: 

- West Des Moines: We’ve Got the Mall You Shop at, And The Mall you used to shop at.

- West Des Moines: 2 Malls. That’s Right. 2.

- West Des Moines: 2 Malls at the Same Time.

- West Des Moines: Sex, Drugs, and Cul De Sacs.

- West Des Moines: Sex, Drugs, and Turning Lanes.

- West Des Moines: The Mild Mild West.

- West Des Moines: It Ain’t East Des Moines, That’s for Sure!

- West Des Moines: If You Hit Omaha, You’ve Gone to Far.

- West Des Moines: Casual Business Attire Suggested

- West Des Moines: Business Casual.

- West Des Moines: Business Casual as Usual.

- West Des Moines: French for West The Moines.

- West Des Moines: The OTHER Des Moines

- West Des Moines: The OTHER White Des Moines.

- West Des Moines: We’re Next to Another City … guess which one, and which direction!

- West Des Moines: You’ll Never Guess What City We’re West Of.

- West Des Moines: Just West of …. Windsor Heights!

- West Des Moines: It’s a Mall World After all.

- West Des Moines: RIP TGIF.

- West Des Moines: RIP Coconut Joes (And Loco Joes for that Matter …. and Hooters).

- West Des Moines: Once You Go West of 63rd, There’s No Going Back

- West Des Moines: Even the Shitty Part of the City is still Pretty Good.

- West Des Moines: Nice Try, Ankeny.

- West Des Moines: We Will Gut You Like a Pig, Waukee!

- West Des Moines: From the Des Moines Side of West Des Moines to the Waukee Side of West Des Moines.

- West Des Moines: We ACTUALLY Have a Jethros (Take That, Waukee!).

- West Des Moines: We Had Chipotle FIRST.

- West Des Moines: We Got A Lot of Medical Buildings for Some Reason.

- West Des Moines: No, Not the Wells Fargo Downtown, the West Des Moines one. And No, not the Black Window One on Mills Civic, the Older one by Hy-Vee between Unviersity and Westown.

- West Des Moines: Potential for Re-Zoning.

- West Des Moines: Conquer, or Die.

- West Des Moines: We got your in our sights, Booneville!  

- West Des Moines: Tuscan-themed Restaurants? Oh yeah.

..... we do still have the shirt below, though.

 

 

 

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