7 NEW Dirty Words

In the good old days, the dirty words were ones you couldn't say on TV or radio. But now that we've got a president who'll "bomb the sh*t" out of them, or "grab em by the p*ssy," conservatives have had to update their offensive language. 

Now, you can say "shit" or "piss" or "fuck" or "cunt" all you want to someone in a red hat, but as soon as you utter "evidence-based," it's "MY STARS?!?! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!!!"