Guy From Wisconsin Is Running Shit

WISCONSIN (Oct 22) - Paul Ryan, Wisconsin-native, P-90X enthusiast, kind-of good looking guy, is absolutely running shit in DC. The Republicans were like, "We want  you, we need you, help us!" And he was like, "Bitch, please! Meet my list of demands. Get aquatinted. Then agree to them if you want P Ryan in charge." The Republicans did agree to them, and it looks like, even with Ohio-native John Boehner out, the Midwest is still running DC.