Freedom Under Attack ... FROM WITHIN (Part 3)!!!!!
CHICAGO (Dec 10) - Just when we were about to fire off some angry Tweets at the Coastal-Elitist-Freedom-Hating American Humanist Association (see above) about how they should crawl back into their Manhattan hole and die, we learned the AHA is actually from Chicago! Ahhh!!! The Midwest is taking the Midwest's rights to be Midwesterners away! What boogeyman should we now fear?