BREAKING NEWS: Man Walks Out of Work to Attend Rally, Chides Students for Walking Out of School to Attend Rally

Alternate headline: Chode Chides Students. But, seriously, get back to work Kobach. You were just found in contempt of court for not working on fixing unconstitutional policies for the last 2 YEARS. Now you're going to go back to the judge and be like, "Oh, I've been working so hard to follow the court order. It's been 24/7/365, I haven't gone to a single pro-gun rally. It's been work, work, work. Honest, I swear it! It's the truth!"