Wisconsin Woodchucks Part of Deep State Conspiracy to Undermine Republican Agenda!!!

Our sources tell us that this "family" of woodchucks is suspected of Clinton ties, is mostly likely financed by George Soros, and crossed in the US from Canada illegally! 

Does the Deep State know no bounds?!?! 

The only good news: we now know how many trucks a woodchuck chucks if a wood chuck could chuck trucks. One.