This post has got to be a joke, but still pretty funny.
Turns "Rise and Grind" into "Rise and BRINE."
What do you call a chicken dinner cooked in a coffee pot to save your company money? A DEPRESSO.
In some countries, this is GROUNDS for termination.
And, if your grandma is like this guy, that's why you hear her say, "If you're bringing over friends for dinner, I'm gonna need more coffee pots."