Des Moines Imports Fizzy Champagne and Exports Bachelorettes....

Not to brag, but we hadn't seen The Bachelor until recently. Des Moines-native Kelsey Weier found herself at the center of what is being called, "Champagne-gate." Truly the defining moment of our generation. 

Quick still image summary: 

Now here is a link to the video if you can handle it (we covered our eyes with our hands and watched through the cracks in our fingers): 

And OF COURSE we made a shirt!