Not to brag, but we hadn't seen The Bachelor until recently. Des Moines-native Kelsey Weier found herself at the center of what is being called, "Champagne-gate." Truly the defining moment of our generation.
Quick still image summary:
Now here is a link to the video if you can handle it (we covered our eyes with our hands and watched through the cracks in our fingers):
And OF COURSE we made a shirt!