Dr Suess-19:

Congratulations!
Today is your day. 
You're off to great places!*
*Just NOT right away!

You have brains in your head, 
But outside it's disease,
So celebrate at a safe social distance,
And afterward wash your hands for 20 seconds, please. 

Oh, the places you'll go!*
*Like, eventually...
You'll be on your way up!*
*You're just starting unconventionally.