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Man, Topeka-rock-city. According to KMBC: The Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office said a 17-year boy was taken into custody early Saturday morning following an incident at the Petro Deli, which is north of Topeka, Kansas.

The sheriff’s office said when they responded to the scene around 3:30 a.m. Saturday, they found the teen naked and under the influence.

The sheriff said the teen covered himself in ranch dressing and damaged property inside the deli. After that, the teen ran outside the deli and jumped into a running vehicle and crashed it into a pillar.

The sheriff said deputies took the teen into custody and then to a local hospital where he was released to his parents.

“We are happy to report that no one was injured during this incident,” the sheriff said in a post on social media.