A RAYGUN investigation discovers that those "spontaneous" tornadoes in Iowa during Trump's rally were actually paid by George Soros! Those tornadoes were not made in the basement from love.
You could say, "But those tornadoes weren't even in Council Bluffs, rather in Central Iowa."
And we'd say, "EXACTLY! Soros hires these out-of-state tornadoes, and they don't know the difference between Western and Central Iowa!"