Int'l Pancake Relations...

Kansan and current Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, claimed to be visiting an OP IHOP on his own accord, but we can only imagine Trump is sussing out whether or not this international entity INSIDE America is too foreign. 

But maybe it was just a personal trip. Now that Pompeo is a globe-trotting jet-setter, when he's back in Kansas he can't go to some boring-old mom-n-pop diner, he needs something with a little more cosmopolitan flair. Something that says, "We've got it all, from blueberry to chocolate, even waffles!"