Justus Arrested

The most disappointing part of this story is the headline! A guy named "Justus" ends up in jail? The headline should write itself: 

Justus Got Served.
Justus Goes to Jail.
Police Catch Justus.
Arrested Justus to Stand Trial.
Justus On Trial. 
Poetic Justice: Justus Arrested. 
Justus Caught Stealing Stuff. 

THIS is what's wrong with the news these days.