Mike's Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper from High School...
Mike said something about his Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper from high school. Someone here (we won't name names) said they didn't believe him. Luckily, Mike's mom hadn't thrown it away. And since Mike hasn't come very far in life (geographically-speaking), his Mom lives nearby.
Look at it! Dolphins frolicking. A crab crawling from a crown-covered treasure chest. Some fish, sea worms dancing. Staring at it takes you back to 1998. A simpler time.