As our buddies at Little Village Mag pointed out, Iowa's got (apparently) $350k burning a hole in it's pocket to spend on consultants and signs! They will replace all "Welcome to Iowa" signs.
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE TRAINED FOR!!! But no one has called us yet (sniffle sniffle). Anyway, here are some ideas that Iowa can have for only $350k.
^^^^ Seriously: read about it.