Okoboji, Iowa
Okoboji, Iowa. Juuuuuuust like Cancun. You visit Okoboji and you're like, "I thought it would take longer to drive to Mexico," and then other people are like, "Bro, you're not in Mexico, you're in Iowa," and then you're like, "Who drank all these Busch Lights?" and they're like, "You did, don't you remember? You also peed your pants," and you look down at your wet pants and you're like "Hahahahahaha," and they're like "Hahahahahahaha."