Only In 2017...

When Trump tweeted "Despite the constant negative press covfefe," we were like, "Hmmm." Then when Kim Jung Un used the word "Dotard" to describe Trump, we were like, "These guys have nuclear weapons?!"

Though, it turns out, Dotard IS word, but it hasn't been used much since Shakespeare and Chaucer. All Trump has to do is find Covfefe in Beowulf and it's CHECK MATE. 

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!