Rush Limbaugh Warns of a Federally-Backed Lesbian Farmer Invasion

(Aug 25) - So file this under: "Uhhhh .... What?" Rush Limbaugh is warning his listener that Comrade Obama's latest move to undermine Red-State-America is to train and pay lesbians to become farmers. Those lesbian farmers would then flood rural states and tip their electorate to the left. 

Tip an entire state's electorate? How many lesbian farmers will their be?! And why can't they move to agricultural states that are already Blue, like Wisconsin, Minnesota, Illinois, or Iowa? Is Obama making the lesbians move to Nebraska to farm? 

"I'm like you," Rush told his fan on the air, "I never before in my life knew that lesbians wanted to be farmers. I never knew that lesbians wanted to get behind the horse and plow and start burrowing. I never knew it." 

A horse and plow? Obama doesn't even let the lesbians use tractors?!?! 

Or was that an allusion to Spinal Tap's hit, "Sex Farm Woman"? "Working up a hot sweat / I'm scratching in your pea patch / Plowing through your bean field / Planting my seed."

Either way, Rush might be hitting pills again.