Stop Selling Glyphosate? Bayer Just Needs a New Marketing Campaign!

Since losing several lawsuits tying glyphosate to cancer, and since high levels of glyphosate have been found in common cereals, Bayer has announced its intention to look for glyphosate alternatives. 

What?! Surrender? No way! This is America. Bayer just needs to freshen up those marketing slogans! 

Here are a few: 

Zero calories! It works for Diet Coke. 

Boy, ^^^ that makes it sound damn-near natural!