Velveeta Nail Polish Is Real.

From the country that brought you KFC flavored nail polish: Velveeta Nail Polish. 

There could be a lot more Velveeta products... 

Hidden Valley Velveeta Ranch. 
Banana Boat  Velveeta Tanning Oil.
Blue Bunny  Velveeta Ice Cream. 
Anderson Erickson  Velveeta Milk. 
Just for Men  Velveeta Hair Coloring. 
Per Plus  Velveeta Shampoo. 
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter  Velveeta Flavor. 
Velveeta Crocs.
Nike Air  Velveetas.