This is back from June: Now that Whataburger is Chicago's most famous Texas hamburger chain, we at RAYGUN envision some menu updates. Pizza? Just the way Texas WILL like it!
Hot dog with ketchup? Not today, cowboy!
Maybe you can watch the Rangers or Astros, but Old Style will be on tap.
Maybe if Texas had been drinking Malort, they'd have the strength and threshold for pain required to keep their burger chains out of the hands of private equity.
One LITTLE font and color change to that W...