Oh The People You'll Blame!

Other great titles in Trump U's self help series include: "Oh The People You'll Blame," "The Power of Unhinged Rantings," "Bad To Worse," "The 7 Habits of Erratic Sociopaths," "Don't Sweat The Small Stuff ... Or Sweat At All, You Only Have So Much Energy (And Other Tips on the Dangers of Light Exercise)," "Rich Dad, Crazy Dad," and "How To Alienate Hangers-On and Push Away Trophy Wives."