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The legend of Humboldt Park is doing well.  Read More

Though we're in the business of words, we honestly don't know what to say. For... Read More

At the end of the movie, there will be a scene where a boy doesn't... Read More

Struggling in the poles? Apparently just try racism...  Read More

And now snakes in pool noodles?! Texas isn't safe.  Read More

"Whopper of a Record"?! Eh?  This guy's memoir will be called "Mac Book."  Read More

Welp, that's it. We finally know what gets you thrown out of office in this... Read More

12' 0" MEANS 12' 0". Not 12' 2" or 3". C'mon people.  Read More

5'7"? Gary's not even 3'.  Read More

From Ronald Ray Gun to Donald Hurricane Gun? Now that's progress...  Read More