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Our stores are closed and we're minimizing contact to FLATTEN THAT CURVE.  Read More

Somewhere in a parallel universe, there's too much TP.  Read More

Mean girls know that NOT-BEING-IN-THE-IN-CROWD is the new being-in-the-in-crowd. Life moves fast, get with the... Read More

Northwestern beats Nebraska to win the Big 10 Tourney?! Parallel universe stuff.  Read More

How to get a full 20 seconds of hand-washing while maintaining school spirit? Fight songs... Read More

Boy, a line of voter suppression items could really help to broaden our appeal.  Read More

Tuesday in Missouri is Votin' Day! Also in North Dakota and Michigan and a few... Read More

Also, next time, just spend $600m on Samoa cookies. They're delicious and support a great... Read More

... we'll sell it to you for $85 million.  Read More

After the latest debate, Uncle Dick is like, "Welp, gotta find a new deer stand,... Read More