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Now THAT Is Worth $1 Billion!
MINNEAPOLIS (Nov 19) - Critics of the $1 Billion Vikings stadium better get ready to... Read More
Midwestern Sea-Power!
CLEVELAND (Nov 18) - With salt-water port prices up, demand at the Port of Cleveland... Read More
UND's New Mascot: The Fighting Hawks
GRAND FORKS (Nov 18) - Our long national nightmare has ended: UND has picked a... Read More
Death by E-Cigarette?!?
COLUMBUS, NE (Nov 18) - A man's e-cigarette blew up as he tried to listen... Read More
Christmas is Canceled (Ideas We Didn't Use)
What the pre-Constantine Roman Empire started, Starbucks has finished: Christianity has been exterminated! One ombre-faded-red... Read More
Midwest Storm System May Bring 20 Foot "Monster" Waves ...
THE MIDWEST (Nov 11) - Whoa boy. A storm system moving through the Midwest may produce... Read More
... Wait, And Possibly Snow With a Chance of Tornadoes?!
THE MIDWEST (Nov 11) - Uhhhhh ..... in addition to the waves, there may be snow AND... Read More
Republicans Get Together in Milwaukee to Celebrate America's Slide To Total Shit-hole
MILWAUKEE (Nov 11) - At least twice last night, Republicans mentioned that more small businesses... Read More
Small Town Abusing Oil Industry
WILLISTON, ND (Nov 11) - The Williston City Council passed an initial motion to close... Read More