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NEWSLETTER! DECEMBER 26!
The RAYGUNOMICS Sale! /// Ho-Ho-Homefield Advantage. /// Murder Hornets Eradicated! /// Tiger Love! /// The... Read More
Don't Threaten Us with a Good time, Canada.
Even My Cat Knows That Matt Gaetz Should Be in Jaile
Like our Grandpa Always Said: "Shhh! The air fryer might be listening!"
The Most Unexpected Unsubscribe Email We've Ever Gotten....
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Bad News: Pit Diaper is Sold Out. Good News: Peeing Your Pants is Free.
Let the Beige Begin!
Better get our legal defense fund ready...
Back when they used to still do "the v cut"....
