Monks on Meth?
We've been meditating wrong the whole time. Read More
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The First Comment On Our In-Store Sale Post Tells Us We Suck...
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RAYGUN 2.0: A Message From Gary
Woke up to this message from our CFO. We may need to do a welfare... Read More
Musk Turns Off Buttons That Do Things:
Off to a rough start. Read More
NIL With Ava Jones
Last week, Iowa signed a letter of intent with Ava Jones.A mutual friend connected the... Read More
Licking Toxic Toads:
An Alcoholic Sports Drink:
Now We're Cheating in Bags?
Toilet Inflation.
Wowzers. That's one pricey bathroom. Read More
The Ornate Box Turtle Rises in Nebraska!
First, the Ornate Box Turtle, then the football team. Read More