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A Union Labor kitchen towel printed with a satirical Midwest map featuring humorous, geographically incorrect place names labeled as being made by people who aren’t from the region.

Midwest Map Kitchen Towel

$ 10.00
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A dishwasher-safe pint glass printed with a humorous, inaccurate map of the Midwest featuring mislabeled cities and states.

Midwest Map Pint Glass

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Raygun Guide Midwest Translation Postcard

Midwest Translation Text Postcard

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Book cover titled The Midwest: God’s Gift to Planet Earth! featuring an illustration of hands holding a blue map of the Midwestern United States, printed in Des Moines.
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The Midwest: God's Gift To Planet Earth Book

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Midwestern Pollinators Insect Bugs Prairie Nature Midwest Pollinator Bee Bees Butterfly Butterflies T-Shirt Raygun Standard Unisex Snug
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Midwestern Pollinators

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Midwest Map Graphic Mug

Midwest Map Mug

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Ope! Exclamation Definition Postcard

Ope Definition Postcard

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A white kitchen towel featuring a green illustration titled Rayguns Guide to Midwestern Prairie Flowers, with labeled drawings of various native wildflowers.

Midwestern Prairie Flowers Kitchen Towel

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Midwest Rivalry Map RAYGUN T-Shirt
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Midwest Rivalry Map

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Square high density cork coaster featuring an outline of the United States with the words NO above the map and COAST below, with the central states filled in with a navy screen print dotted pattern.

No Coast Cork Coaster

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White kitchen towel printed with purple line drawings of nine Midwestern pollinators, including various bees and butterflies, each labeled with its name.

Midwestern Pollinators Kitchen Towel

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White flour sack kitchen towel featuring a black outline map of the United States with a large red heart made of dots centered over the Midwest.

Heartland Kitchen Towel

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A humorous World’s Greatest Region map of the American Midwest labeled Rivalry Edition, featuring sarcastic or stereotypical comments written over each individual state on this postcard.

Midwest Rivalry Map Postcard

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Midwest: Hell Yes Raygun T-Shirt Standard Unisex
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Midwest: Hell Yes

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A white flour sack kitchen towel printed with a satirical, rivalry edition map of the Midwest featuring humorous labels for different states.

Midwest Rivalry Map Kitchen Towel

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A humorous, inaccurate Midwest map metal magnet featuring mislabeled states, cities, and landmarks.

Midwest Map Metal Magnet

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A dishwasher-safe glass pint tumbler decorated with a black graphic of wind turbines over a field.

Wind Turbine Pint Glass

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Greetings From Ohio The Great Potato State Postcard

Ohio Postcard

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Midwest Map Black and White Sticker

Midwest Map Sticker

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Square Midwesterners magnet with the text MIDWESTERNERS BE LIKE: THEY RAN OUT OF RANCH! above a photo of a man holding another man in his arms, with a bottle of ranch dressing on the floor.

Ranch Metal Magnet

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No Coast Raygun T-Shirt Standard Unisex
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No Coast

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The Midwest: Ope There It Is! Raygun T-Shirt Standard Unisex
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The Midwest: Ope There It Is!

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Charcoal tank top featuring a sleeveless crop cut with the white text BODY BY RANCH printed on the front.
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Body By Ranch Tank Top

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Square cork coaster featuring a black silhouette of a wind farm.

Wind Turbine Cork Coaster

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Midwestern Mushrooms Midwest Nature Mushroom Environment Prairie Raygun T-Shirt Standard Snug Unisex
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Midwestern Mushrooms

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Off-white canvas grocery bag with red text that reads, THIS IS MY SHOPPING AT HY-VEE TOTE BAG.

Shopping At Hy-Vee Tote Bag

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Square natural cork coaster with the text I PUT RANCH ON MY RANCH printed in bold black letters.

Ranch On My Ranch Cork Coaster

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RAYGUN notebook cover titled The Midwest! A map made by people who aren’t from the Midwest featuring a map of the United States with humorous, incorrect labels for various states and cities.

Midwest Map Notebook

$ 6.00
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RAYGUN's Guide To Midwestern Birds Greeting Card

Midwestern Birds Greeting Card

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Square Ohio magnet featuring the yellow text Greetings From: Ohio! The Great Potato State! next to an outline map of Iowa containing labels for various cities.

Ohio Metal Magnet

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Cotton canvas tote bag printed with a humorous, inaccurate Midwest map titled THE MIDWEST! A MAP MADE BY PEOPLE THAT ARENT FROM THE MIDWEST.

Midwest Map Tote Bag

$ 13.00
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So Fresh Raygun Great Lakes T-Shirt Standard Unisex
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So Fresh

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RAYGUN screenprint on a cotton canvas tote bag featuring an outline of the United States with a red heart over the Midwest.

Heartland Tote Bag

$ 13.00
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Outlined map of the United States with a red, dotted heart shape over the Midwest, designed as a metal magnet.

Heartland Metal Magnet

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Indigo t-shirt featuring a Midwest Seasons graphic with icons for winter, summer, second summer, and winter again, with the text Spring & Fall not guaranteed at the bottom.
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Midwest Seasons: Spring And Fall

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Heartland Map Postcard

Heartland Postcard

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Heartland Map Mug

Heartland Mug

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A blue RAYGUN square magnet featuring a map of the American Midwest with humorous, satirical labels for each state.

Midwest Rivalry Map Metal Magnet

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Clear, dishwasher-safe drinking glass featuring an outline of the United States with a red heart icon placed over the center of the country.

Heartland Pint Glass

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Blue RAYGUN t-shirt featuring a Midwestern Dictionary-style definition of ranch, describing it as the condiment of choice and suggesting it be used as cologne or sun tan lotion.
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Ranch Definition (R)

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Midwestern Pollinators Greeting Card

Midwestern Pollinators Greeting Card

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Midwestern Leaves Nature Environment Midwest Raygun T-Shirt Standard Snug Unisex
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Midwestern Leaves

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Off-white canvas bag featuring a Rayguns Guide to Midwestern Pollinators print, displaying illustrations of nine different bees and butterflies with their names labeled below each.

Midwestern Pollinators Tote Bag

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Midwestern Prairie Flowers Greeting Card

Midwestern Prairie Flowers Greeting Card

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Please Don't Dump Trash In The Great Lakes Shirt
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Don't Trash The Great Lakes (R)

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Cooler By The Lake T-Shirt Standard Unisex
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Cooler By The Lake

$ 23.95
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I'd Rather Be Drinking Ranch Coaster

Drinking Ranch Cork Coaster

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Square high density cork coaster with the text PASS THE RANCH printed in green.

Pass The Ranch Cork Coaster

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