UND Wooly Mammoths

NORTH DAKOTA - The University of North Dakota's mascot-renaming-process is getting ugly. E-mails released this week show that UND President Robert Kelley has gotten some pretty nasty messages from the alumni. "Go live in Texas or something," wrote Bruce Hoiberg. That is North Dakotan for, "Fuck You!!!" This all could have been avoided if UND had just got with our advice and picked "The Wooly Mammoths" as their mascot.