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*Originally From Spring 2017, we're bringing this back in honor of Iowa's new "Heartbeat Bill."* Our crack investigative team was given a tour of the...
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Obviously, we live in god's gift to earth (AKA: The Midwest), but the weather CAN get a little shifty.
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Our new house brand of blanks -- Heather Grey, Heather Blue, and Heather Black -- were designed by us. They use 50% Organic Cotton and...
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Okay, we'll admit it, we've been feeling a little down about some events in the United States. But then the Land-of-the-Free gives us THIS?! YES!!!!...
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Everyone be like: "Cry Cry Cry, I'm a Snowflake, and I don't know what covfefe is!" We're like, "GET A HISTORY BOOK! AND MAYBE YOU'D...
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A large box arrived today, and once it was emptied of its contents, Jen saw OPPORTUNITY! 'Eh Girl.
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Scene: It's a late Tuesday night, April 25th, in the Oval Office. Mike Pence is at the computer. Microsoft Word is open, half a page...
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So you just accept that the Earth is ROUND?! Ha! That's a good one. What else do you believe? That humans are carbon-based life-forms that...
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One of our newest employees, Kalli, mentioned to Mike that they'd both gone to Van Meter. They didn't hang out, primarily because Kallie was in...
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AMERICA (March 8) - For years, Disney movies had been the absolute FOUNDATION of a macho-straight-Judeo-Christian-rule-of-law-respecting-US-of-A. You'd watch a Disney movie and say, "God damn...
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