DSM Int'l

In less than a week, our call has been answered: Captain Boring (real name) announced "Des Moines Technically International Airport" while descending into DSM! picture and audio are included. We offered the $50 (as promised), but Captain Boring asked that it be donated to the Food Bank of Iowa drive. The only question remaining: what A-List actor will play Captain Boring in the movie based on this American hero?