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What the pre-Constantine Roman Empire started, Starbucks has finished: Christianity has been exterminated! One ombre-faded-red... Read More

Welp, in an effort to really run this place into the ground, we've taken on... Read More

KANSAS CITY (Oct 1) - Professional soccer exists and is going on right now! Sporting... Read More

OHIO - In a touching tribute to recently deceased director, Wes Craven, a Berea bank... Read More

DES MOINES - Slipknot frontman, and Des Moines A-list celebrity, Corey Taylor will kind of... Read More

OHIO - John Mogan and Ashley Duboe robbed the Savings Bank in Ashville, made off... Read More

NEW YORK - Michigan and Ohio's border conflict has simmered since the "Toledo War" of 1835. The... Read More

MISSOURI - Springfield radio producer, and total fucking dip-shit, Rick Masters lost his job when he... Read More

BUFFALO - The Buffalo Bills are 0-4 in Super Bowls and just lost the "Really Loud... Read More

NORTH DAKOTA - The University of North Dakota's mascot-renaming-process is getting ugly. E-mails released this... Read More