Asshole In Red Hat Yells at Judge From Indiana
INDIANA (June 7) - Some dick-hole named Donald Trump thinks that an Indiana judge should... Read More
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How Would Jesus Run Iowa?
DES MOINES (June 1) - Iowa's Governor, Terry Branstad, signed a State Proclamation earlier this... Read More
Cincinnati Mourns Death of Wild Animal they Kept Locked up for Years
CINCINNATI (May 31) - Cincinnati had been keeping a gorilla locked up for years. Citizens... Read More
And the 'Most Depressing After-Weekend Newspaper Headline' Award Goes To:
CHICAGO (May 31) - The Chicago Tribune covers the news in Chicago (duh). But that... Read More
Des Moines Water Works Doubles Legal Fund in Water Quality Lawsuit
DES MOINES (May 25) - Des Moines Water Works is currently trying to sue several... Read More
... And if You Thought Des Moines Water Works' Lawsuit Was Expensive: The Michigan Governor's Flint-Water-Related Legal Bill is $6,500 a Day!
MICHIGAN (May 25) - Today it was revealed that bills for Michigan Governor Rick Synder's... Read More
America's First Chemical-Free Public Swimming Pool Opens in North Minneapolis
NORTH MINNEAPOLIS (May 25) - After 10 years, North Minneapolis unveiled the first chemical-free public... Read More
Improving Midwestern Water Quality with Man-Made Islands
MILWAUKEE (May 25) - To clean the water in ponds surrounded by a large, suburban... Read More
Midwestern Modesty Goes Before a Judge
SIOUX FALLS (May 24) - A couple building a 5,000 square foot house in Sioux... Read More
Nobody Puts Chicago in the Hours-Long Line!
O'HARE AIRPORT (May 24) - After hours-long security lines at O'Hare, heads are rolling at... Read More