Our New Genitalia Inspections Are Really Slowing Down the Bathroom Line
The new "Bathroom Law" out of North Carolina Texas made us realize that we have... Read More
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Hail To The Huge Assholes!
ANN ARBOR (March 28) -- A New Yorker at U of M, Jake Croman, was... Read More
Square Donut Showdown in Indiana!
TERRE HAUTE (March 28) - Indiana's four-sided donut market has been dominated by 'Square Donuts'... Read More
The Only Thing That Can Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun, is 30,000 Trump Supporters with Guns!
CLEVELAND (March 28) - There is currently a petition to allow people to open-carry firearms... Read More
Total Bad-Asses Surf in the Winter on Lake Superior
LAKE SUPERIOR (March 25) - Even in the summer, Lake Superior is really cold. But... Read More
Indiana Guy Who Hates Gay People Worried About the "Most Vulnerable" People in Society
INDIANA (March 25) - Governor Mike Pence wisely used his time to pass a pointless... Read More
Donald Trump Makes an Asshole from Ohio Seem Like a Nice Guy
OHIO (March 25) - Most people from Ohio agree that John Kasich is kind of... Read More
CEDAR RAPIDS (March 13)
Above is the view looking down the staircase from the 2nd floor to the ground... Read More